Seaside Cafe & Lounge Presents

Flavours of Seaside

    Come celebrate Seaside's three year anniversary all month long!On Aether- Cactuar - Mist W19 P35!

    Est February 2022

    Food, Drinks & Services

    We still have our regular services, delicious food and drinks for you to enjoy!

    Est February 2022

    Speed Dates

    Want to try a different form of dating? Try our third annual Speed dates at Seaside! Sign up for a set bracket where you can be pair with another patron or with one of our staff in a rotating 5-10 minute session with your paired date before rotating to the next person!
    And if you wish to take one of our staff on a proper date after the speed dates, you can see our staff on the auction tab!

    Seaside Cafe & Lounge

    Staff Date Auction

    Want to take one of our staff out on a date? You can take one of our staff members on a date for 24hrs if you win them at auction! Come test lady luck and see who is up for grabs!Our date(s) are as follows: Feb 16th (Sunday) @ 6:30pm CENTRAL

    Est February 2022

    Bon Bon Deathroll

    Want to test your luck? Similar to our Maiden's Demise, you start with a base roll of 100 (/random 100) and you try to eat as many Bon Bons, Chocolate pieces, or slices of cake as fast as possible before you get a tummy ache!If you can survive ten (10) rounds of delicious sweet treats before you hit one (1) hp, you win a prize, a Polaroid with our staff member to go on our "I didn't get a tummy ache!" Wall, and bragging rights to your friends!Price to buy in is 20,000p!

    Speed Dating Policy

    • No out of character (OOC) dating allowed, our staff are playing how their in game characters would play and are not seeking a relationship OOC.

    • Cover entry fees plus the sign up sheet MUST be filled out in order to save your spot in the event, in the event of a no-show your spot will be replaced for another.

    • Keep the talks PG-13, max PG-14, any NSFW/ERP on premise will result in you being kicked, blacklisted and NO REFUND WILL BE GIVEN

    • These are one time only rp events, if you wish for long term RP with our staff, please visit during venue days and hours.

    • These speed dates are FAST, so be quick! Meaning; introduce yourself, talk about yourself, etc. Anything that might get your dates interest!

    • If you have fancied one of our staff for a date, please see their profiles in our Date Auction Tab.

    • Staff is allowed to advertise their own talents (if you draw, you can say you do valentines commissions, if you want to be auctioned and won for, you can psyche the patron up. that stuff.)

    • If you bonded with another patron, congrats and we hope you two enjoy each others company!

    • We at Seaside Cafe & Lounge are not responsible for any damages for pairing you up with our staff or any other patron. We are not providing a service for IN CHARACTER dating to go into OUT OF CHARACTER DATING territory.

    Speed Dates rundown

    • Speed Dates rundown

    • A staff member A sits down with patron a, B with b, C with c, etc.

    • There will be a 5-10 minute timer running and that's your go to have a little talk like you are on a date. Meaning; introduce yourself, talk about yourself, etc. Anything that might get your dates interest!

    • After the 5-10 minute timer, staff/patron sitting at A moves to b, staff/patron B to c, staff/patron C to a. and it repeats in a loop till one loop has completed.

    • An example of this is lets say if Butler Homura (Butler A) has to move to table b, and B is Butler Bubu, then Butler Homura have to move where Butler Bubu just previously was and so on.

    • If not enough staff or patrons are on for a full patron to patron or staff to patron pair up, we just move either you the patron from a to b to c or our staff will move from a to b to c table.

    Staff Auction Rules

    • No out of character (OOC) dating allowed, our staff are playing how their in game characters would play and are not seeking a relationship OOC.

    • All dates are PG-13 to PG-14 rating, as some staff are not comfortable ERPing, no exceptions. If finding out you pressure a staff member for ERP, the date is cancelled and no refund will be given.

    • These are one time only rp events, if you wish for long term RP with our staff, please visit during venue days and hours.

    • The auction will proceed as follows:

    • Any base starting bid of 100k to 175k will increase in increments of 50k/per bid unless someone shouts out a higher bid.

    • Any base starting bid of 200k to 300k will increase in increments of 100k/per bid unless someone shouts out a higher bid.

    • All bids must be in YELL CHAT to be considered a VALID bid. Anything in SAY/SHOUT/TELLS will NOT be counted

    Your Speed Date Choices

    • Favourite Moment in FFXIV: Shadowbringers in its entirety, exploring the realm of the First

    • If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?: First wish, to grant those I care for enough money in their coin pouches so they don't worry. Second wish, to grant those that are hungry everlasting meals so they don't starve. Third wish, to release the djinn who granted me this wishes. (Who placed them there in the first place?)

    • What is the cheesiest pick up line you have heard?: "Do you have a map? I seem to be getting lost in your eyes."

    • What are the most important things you're looking for in a person?: Easygoing nature, kindness to even the smallest of creatures.

    • Favourite Moment in FFXIV: From the msq I really loved the whole ending of shb, especially the moment of hades fight, but from all ffxiv is when i get to meet all of my friends in special days, like birthdays, and we do silly things together

    • If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?:

    • 1) i wish more of my friends play ffxiv (and stick into the end) 2) do some savage/unreal fight 3)better internet

    • What is the cheesiest pick up line you have heard?: Call me video game and come play with my heart

    • What are the most important things you're looking for in a person?: someone that i can always really and that can make me laugh

    • Favourite Moment in FFXIV: calling people "cute" at every person i see and /point at them then go /wow

    • If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?: I'd ask first wish to be to heal my mental health, second wish is getting a lot of "boiled egg"s, third wish is to make everyone healthy

    • What is the cheesiest pick up line you have heard?: cheesiest pick up line: what do you call a dinosaur made of cheese? Gorgonzilla!

    • What are the most important things you're looking for in a person?: trust. with trust everything is possible.

    • Favourite Moment in FFXIV: Dawntrail, all of it

    • If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?: To Have food be good at streaming and also world happiness

    • What is the cheesiest pick up line you have heard?: “are you a baker cause you got some pretty sweet buns.”

    • What are the most important things you're looking for in a person?: A great smile, good personality, and a heart of gold someone as kind and loving as myself and a great cuddler.

    • Favourite Moment in FFXIV: Any Thancred Dad moment

    • If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?: To have wonderful friends, less fear of people, and a little more tolerance

    • What is the cheesiest pick up line you have heard?: Are you a bunny hop? Because you’ve got me jumping for joy.

    • What are the most important things you're looking for in a person?: Considerate, practical, adventurous

    • Favourite Moment in FFXIV: Whenever exploration of other shards and their histories take place, including the Source. So... like... 75% of the game

    • If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?: 1) "Knowledge of all forms of magic: their rules, mechanisms, histories, everything." 2) "An endless supply of whatever liquor I choose at the moment, with unlimited access from wherever I am... it would make bartending easy." 3) "To have a tome that can regrow its torn pages, that can only be used by me."

    • What is the cheesiest pick up line you have heard?: "I'm not telling you."

    • What are the most important things you're looking for in a person?: "Sincerity... passion... courage. Perhaps some wisdom too, though that one's a bit rare."

    • Favourite Moment in FFXIV: Hildebrand Adventures

    • If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?: Finding true love, a house, and that i will always be a cute miqo

    • What is the cheesiest pick up line you have heard?: "You are like catnip to me~ I want you on my lips"

    • What are the most important things you're looking for in a person?: Honesty above all, someone fun to hang around, and that i can share my feelings

    • Favourite Moment in FFXIV: First time using a healer LB3 is always magical

    • If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?: 1) I don't need any wish, I am very happy as I am. 2) I really mean it. 3) All the money in the world.

    • What is the cheesiest pick up line you have heard?: "Good morning my most beautiful jasmine flower."

    • What are the most important things you're looking for in a person?: A generous heart.

    • Favourite Moment in FFXIV: Discovering you could become a Moogle Courier and the tons of ARR lore included.

    • If you could be granted three wishes, what would they be?: Retirement funds, infinite booze, and proficiency in every language.

    • What is the cheesiest pick up line you have heard?: "Are you tall enough to ride this ride?"

    • What are the most important things you're looking for in a person?: Good listener to my proficient yapper.

    Your date of choice

    • Position at seaside: Lounge Manager

    • About me: I enjoy taking some photography across the realm. Sometimes I'll even enjoy a good hunt or two for treasure.

    • Likes: Crystals, the heat of the sun in the evening, Triple Cream Coffee

    • Dislikes: Rude individuals, eggplant, thorns (both figuratively and literally)

    • Starting Bid: 350,000 Gil

    • You can bid on me on Feb 16th!

    Your date of choice

    • Position at seaside: Butler

    • About me: I'm a humble butler at your service

    • Likes: Sweets things

    • Dislikes: Spicy food

    • Starting Bid: 150,000 Gil

    • You can bid on me on Feb 16th!

    Your date of choice

    • Position at seaside: Security/Bouncer

    • About me: "I kinda can be overprotective, not-so-professional Gunbreaker, but I can cook, and learning new things when needed! |/think| I have some dark stories about me, but... For now, those are enough to start, huh?"

    • Likes: dark chocolate, knight/masked glamour, sunset, cooking and alcohols.

    • Dislikes: jokes about "nuts", betrayal, being ignored & misunderstood, hurting anyone.

    • Starting Bid: 383,791 Gil

    • You can bid on me on Feb 16th!

    Your date of choice

    • Position at seaside: Butler

    • About me: I am a simple hrothgar who enjoys a nice walk relaxing crafting and sometimes going on adventures! When not doing any of those things i am playing games and helping others feel better.

    • Likes: food, followers, tea, playing games, rping both normal and other, favorite is aromatherapy

    • Dislikes:rude people, chocolate, dirt, as well as dust and snobs

    • Starting Bid: 2000,000 Gil

    • You can bid on me on Feb 16th!

    Your date of choice

    • Position at seaside: Butler

    • About me: Quiet and reserved, but amicable if opened up. Fairly accepting of new situations and willing to work with what is given. Outdoorsman, avid board and card game enjoyer.

    • Likes: Strategy, nature

    • Dislikes: Choices, crowds

    • Starting Bid: 150,000 Gil

    • You can bid on me on Feb 16th!

    • Position at seaside: Butler

    • About me: Reformed drunkard, active practitioner in many forms of magic; mentee of one, mentor of many. I am Kreios, that's it, no last name. Oh, I'll also take any spare shards off you hands... they make a good snack.

    • Likes: Bartending, Magic, Swimming, Performing Dance/Magic Tricks, Aether Crystals (except Earth) and Namazu...

    • Dislikes: Wasted efforts, Earth Aether Crystals, Cereal, Cold Weather

    • Starting Bid: 200,000 Gil

    • You can bid on me on Feb 16th!

    Your date of choice

    Your date of choice

    • Position at seaside: Maid

    • About me: "A bit of shy cat, but loves chatting and knowing other people.

    • Likes: Being a maid, fooling around, and drinking, also being a miqo'te too!.

    • Dislikes: Not winning a house, not being able to be lazy.

    • Starting Bid: 150,000 Gil

    • You can bid on me on Feb 16th!

    • Position at seaside: Maid

    • About me: "Madame Ormelie is a charming witch, a celebrated fortune-teller, and a star who lights up every room she enters. Many call her trouble, others, perfection - but you can call her 'yours' for the right price!"

    • Likes: Chandeliers – One can never have too many

    • Dislikes: Chandeliers when they fall – She's narrowly dodged disaster before.

    • Starting Bid: 150,000 Gil

    • You can bid on me on Feb 16th!

    Your date of choice